[Random] Yo, let me tell you 'bout this dream I had I woke up in some weird scientist's lab Standin next to a dude in a white coat It had X. Light on his pocket protector Had this big blue helmet on And a big cannon in place of my right arm He said, 'Mega Ran, what you don't remember me? The power charge must have took some of your memory We gotta go, Wily's got another plan' Man who are you, what happened to my right hand? The Doc said, 'I got no time to explain This isn't a joke, no time for the games' Yo, this all remind me of a game I played Back when I was a young boy, like 5th grade Step outside and the sky's all pink Explosions everywhere make it hard to think 'Thought I could trust Wily, but I shoulda known' Then over the horizon, I spot a big dome The Doc said, 'That's it, yeah right there!' That's what? 'Dr. Wily's secret lair!' 'He's got 8 bosses you gotta beat first' 'And when you find Wily, make him eat dirt~!' 'I brought a few weapons for your protection' And this is the beginning of the Mega Ran legend But I got a question (And this is the beginning of the Mega Ran legend) What am I doing here? Who are you? What do you want me to do? This is weird man {Still seems more like a cheap B movie to me!}

[Random] Aiyyo we get it done, I'm in and out like a hit & run Chances of me fallin off slim and none Wanna take my mic you better get a gun Don't be fooled; he might seem tough but he only a cream puff, spittin what he dreamed up And on the real I got better unreleased stuff I can't hear him, Fermat's last theorem Ran's the future and y'all so last year with it I creep through the dirt with verses like serpents Worthless jerks get earthed beneath surface Shattered dreams'll defeat ya purpose Y'all don't need a proof of purchase - you got it~! Audible narcotics when the R drop it Attackin all topics, how you gon' stop it? Off top, Big Ran the boss, I cost Y'all doodoo with the flow boy - "ready you are not" {*scratching: "give 'em that dopeness", "the flow is ferocious"*} {*"Dirty job but it must be done"*} [Random] Yo, let me guess, you the next one to test Soundin all rapademic yeah it's just another gimmick, 'fess Fans be like "OOOH!" Easily they get impressed By any whack rapper receivin a bit of press I was raised by the culture, tell it sick like the Conastoga, yo' time is over Circle my prey like some kind of vulture You're not a soldier, grounded like Folger's This is real life, not a simulation I'm so bored, I guess I should work for immigration Cause Del said you need to know your limitations 14 years later you're still imitations! We innovatin, RAHM Nation Not waitin for y'all cats validation We - fully accredited, experts in settin it Don't wanna be repetitive but y'all ain't gettin it~! {*scratching: "give 'em that dopeness", "RAHM Nation if you don't know"*} {*scratching: "give 'em that dopeness", "the flow is ferocious"*} {*"Dirty job but it must be done"*} [Random] It's after 12, so you know the beast is out Lovelies give a Lil' Dap when I "Speak My Clout" Pause, cause you don't know Random beats about I'm official, blow in the cartridge 'til it whistle Old school like Voltron when it's go time I hold mine without an industry co-sign WHAT YOU DO? Write, produce, the whole nine Never left, been in the building the whole time Sure bet like LT on the goal line Foamin at the mouth cause they know what I'm about No denyin, cold as I am Leave your man with his girl's shoulders cryin Like laundry rooms when clothes is dryin You padussy rookie - WHOOPSIE! You be the next dude, slingin that the label ain't push me Got promoters linin up to book me, it's Mega Ran - what?! {*scratching: "give 'em that dopeness", "RAHM Nation if you don't know"*} {*scratching: "give 'em that dopeness", "the flow is ferocious"*} {*"Dirty job but it must be done"*} {Now the real fun starts!}

[Random] Yo... yo we make it bubble man, I don't want no trouble man I'm just here to flow and make it rock like a Knicks fan Heard you sold a couple grand? Dawg I'm still strugglin Guess I got a couple fans, got a lot of love for them So I gotta make it dope for them, brothers just don't understand That's the life of brother Ran, microphone in one hand My cock's on the other hand, tellin me to love him man But the fans wanna jam, hooked up some Mega Man But we ain't a cover band, 80's babies understand It's part of the culture fam, I ain't gon' insult ya man Bad mamma jam in Cazal shades - I love it man Like we made a covenant, but don't tell the government Capcom pseudo-ROM probably couldn't cover it Free 99 - hope the whole world discover it You ain't sellin it? Nah it's for the hell of it Let the world know, Mega Ran's still relevant WHAT?~! [Random] My place in history's solidified I'm like the first stone settin off genocide And rappers won't come to my face Cause I'm downright chillin like starin in a killer's eyes Really I'm, the type to get at you In a battle you a cat who switch sides like Storm Shadow We gon' catch you, here go a free tip From the best kept secret you'll never see slip Like a LSD trip, when I rock frequent Top secret, unorthodox sequence With this mic piece, I slice beats You might know cats that rap but trust, they ain't like me Pride of Oak Lane's alive as propane My lines is cocaine the guy's a pro mayne Hate touchers, spittin about rubbish Who don't love it, man you trippin without luggage Name a rapper that can get with me So I can send him a Random CD so he can disagree Give him the call, I gave you my all Play your position, big Ran stayed on the ball, yeah Can we make it bubb... Yo what happened to the beat man Shh, I'm sick of this man I quit I'm gone... [Random] Yo... yo we make it bubble man, I don't want no trouble man I'm just here to flow and make it rock like a Nuggets fan Heard you sold a couple grand? Dawg I'm still strugglin Guess I got a couple fans, got a lot of love for them So I gotta make it dope for them, brothers just don't understand That's the life of brother Ran, microphone in one hand My cock's on the other hand, tellin me to love him man But the fans wanna jam, hooked up some Mega Man But we ain't a cover band, 80's babies understand It's part of the culture fam, I ain't gon' insult ya man Bad mamma jam in Cazal shades - I love it man Like we made a covenant, but don't tell the government Capcom pseudo-ROM probably couldn't cover it Free 99 - hope the whole world discover it You ain't sellin it? Nah it's for the hell of it Let the world know, Mega Ran's still relevant WHAT?~!

[Random] Yeah yeah, time to get a lil' bit grown up on 'em y'know Can't stay 8-bit forever, heh Once in a while you gotta step it up on some 16's y'knahmean? That's the future right there Mode 7, scaling and rotation and all that good stuff Peep this yo She had jet black hair, height five seven Caramel complected, body like heaven I see her every Sunday goin to church But she don't see me, cause I be too busy with work But I watch her ignore those ignorant brothers that only wanna get under covers, she was classy One day, we was face to face But I choked (UGH) and let shorty walk right past me I wasn't even programmed to be smitten So I can't logically explain the feeling I'm gettin But I know we can never be (why?) My career is too dangerous to consider any longevity She probably like brothers of a different breed But I know I can give her the affection she needs But if she ever knew the truth about Ran I don't think she'd ever understand, so I ain't got a chance [Chorus: Random] Cause I'm just a robot, baby I know not, what I'ma do (I don't know what I'ma do) Cause darling is so hot, and I just want to, be with you (I got to be wit'chu) But I'm just a robot and baby I know not what I'ma do (I don't know what I'ma do) Cause darling is so hot, and I just want to, be with you (So hot... I want to be wit'chu) [Random] I found out Kalinka was her name Had to get reprogrammed to get her off the brain Cause I was goin to war in 3 weeks Dr. Wily's 8 new robots to defeat I tried to focus, but everything was hopeless She blew up my spot like Bombman's explosives And I was on my way to Dr. Light's I stopped at the light, and who was at my right? Kalinka, with a big smile on her face She looked and said "Don't I know you from someplace?" I said yeah kinda sorta you Dr. Cossack's daughter Asked her to pull over she said "I don't think I oughta!" Tried not to come off like a stalker But I ain't never been too much of a smooth talker I said from the moment I met you, I felt you But it's a lot of things I just can't tell you [Chorus] [Random] A couple weeks passed and we kickin it exclusively Can't seem to put a finger on what she do to me I talk to the Doc, he got no idea He didn't give me a heart so I wouldn't have fear But he told me I should probably stop seein her 'You leavin in three days, you know you can't be with her' I know, I need to concentrate on the mission 'Too many irons in the fire burn down the kitchen' I know, I gotta go, got a date at 7:30 And if you late you timely, on time is early Vrrrrooom, I sped off to meet her at the theatre Said she'd be out front, but I don't see her So I went back to my car to sit and chill Noticed a pink note, hangin on the windshield It said "I love you but you keep too many secrets That ain't the kind of guy I wanna be with" [Outro] Damn Seems like our hero is in a bit of a jam Will Mega Ran and Kalinka be together? Does Dr. Light, sense evil within Kalinka? Or is he just hating? Will Mega Ran be ready, for Dr. Wily's latest assault? Stay tuned Mega fans For the next exciting episode of... Mega Ran!

Last week on Mega Ran Our hero had been bitten by the love bug The object of his desire? The lovely, Kalinka However; after things appeared to be going so smoothly (Gotta do something) Mega Ran was DUMPED~! And now, we bring you, the continuation [Random] What could I do? She made it clear I was gon' have to choose her, or my career But nah, I can't go out like that I'm down but not out man I gots to fight back So now I gotta get to her crib But one problem - she never told me where she lived And Dr. Light's like 'It's probably for the best' Wily's on the attack, I don't need mo' stress I hate when he's right, but he always is Ever since I was a little Mega Kid Truth is, I need to drop it like a hot potato The briefin is tonight he need to give me lots of data He said he's working on a special project with Dr. Cossack - wait a minute, got it! {*snaps finger*} It's only logic, if I'm cool with Cossack I can get him convincin Kalinka that I'm honest I met him, and he seemed real cordial He told me - "My daughter's not the best person for you!" I said I'm sorry that you feel that way Maybe I can get a chance to convince you someday The meeting's over, so everybody left All the personnel files sittin on the desk Should be under arrest for what I did next I snuck in his file and I found his address Then went to the rest, scoped out the premises Low-level security, should be able to enter it And I'm in it in less than five minutes Can't believe I'm doin this but I can't let him ruin this! I thought of Plan B on the fly She can tell him that I'm gone and see me on the side But that's when I had to decide I was gon' be straight up, I had nothin to hide And I was leavin - but then I found pictures of us And transcripts detailin everything we discussed Thought we was down, thought we had trust I can't believe it - this chick set me up! {Sorry, but I did warn you! *echoes*} {I hate to say I told you so but... I told you so~!}

[Random] I be the raw cat, told 'em to fall back This Vinnie wanna test like Horshack 8 blocks I'm all that - you think not? It's indisputable that my musical output is quite suitable Tryin to uplift the culture So Ran freak beats like this opressive {?} We make it buh-a-buh-bubble man, we trouble man Snap on cats like rubberbands, no other can Compose similies mentally But the elitist bastards'll come up with 'em so I keep a pen on me I paid the pentalty that come with bein Mega Ran Dr. Wily tried but he never can (nah) I wrote a verse for you and all of y'all who doubt me Run it back like "Oh snap~! He talkin 'bout me" I build it up 'til the amps is leakin Leave 'em shook like Kramer at a Panther meeting Whoahhh, now that's a little inappropriate Took it so real, wasn't even supposed to get I still hustle, I do it with real muscle Wanna be LeBron? Well me I'm Bill Russell I'ma tell you like I told it to the last man Your raps is garbage put 'em in a trash can Throwback, I'm a blast from the past man You ain't a gangster - NAH! You a Flashman CLICK! Your ass is takin pictures man You a tourist! I like watchin TV, but that don't make me an actor Get it right The big fish in the kiddie pool, spittin jewels Gettin rid of fools when the situation get critical Rappers get ridicules, step up your syllables You a little dude, one step below miniscule I pity fools, ain't no T in my name, we'll be in the game Forget about it, bein the same (yeah!) You ain't a boss, I'ma show you how a boss do I feestyle leave out the R cause it cost you I lost you? I spin it back like barstool I feestyle, leave out the R, cause it cost you Don't be fooled, you was not no star Got no car, signallin, you got no bars I was made in the lab, with nuts and bolts I started crushin folks, sent the lab up in smoke I'm harder than an alchemist studyin calculus A life up in Auschwitz, ain't no way out of it And I'm as Frank as Anne, I might shake your hand But if I don't know you, you ain't my man G told you to stay up in the stand with the fans You better off makin up a dance, clap yo' hands! I'ma tell you like I told it to the last man Your raps is garbage put 'em in a trash can Throwback, I'm a blast from the past man You ain't a gangster - NAH! You a Flashman Ha, CLICK! The moral of the story is Stay in your lane man, be a fan It's way too many rappers, and not enough fans So fall back, get yourself in order, then come out Knahmsayin? Everybody that likes rap, cannot rap So think about it, huh, cause you a Flashman It's Big Random Beats! I'm out

[Random] Aiyyo I'm tika-I'm the boy you can't style on Pile on, like pigskin within the pylon I take rappers away like Calgon Mega Ran, it's my time from now on Battle anybody, any set, in a sec Ciphers, on stage, even on the internet Better stack, I ain't finished yet Show no love like enterin a tennis match with a tec Funky like a used diaper Last one to come up in debates about who's tighter Feel my pain like the words of an abused writer Cause it's in my veins, that's hip-hop in liquid form Through any trial, any storm, I gets it on I rip this joint, you kids is pawns Got game like Capcom, perhaps I'm sick But I had to be there for weaks to drop flatline Get it poppin 'til every cat is convinced You a mockingbird and my name is Atticus Finch (YEAH~!) They say that everything with life has a death And for every right there's a left So for every time I killed a mic with breath There's another young boy that's waitin to step But it's okay, I don't MC, I'm more than that The enemy of the norm, I'm gettin bored with rap, so I don't wanna take it back (nope) then I'm tryin to take it forward So I "Bend it Like Beckham" and they got nuttin for it It's hot in here, got 'em comin out they Roc-A-Wear With bras spilled like a cup on a rocking chair It's the Mega Ran experience This is the first and last time you'll be hearin this And this is for the boys who felt him Download it, share it, tell him you're all welcome [Chorus: Random] Now it's time for the hook It's gotta be catchy, it's gotta be pop Gotta be edgy, make 'em wanna dance Make 'em get sweaty - hmm, what would you think of this? Blah blah blah, get on the floor Blah blah, if you can hear me, gimme some more Blah blah, I won't stop, can't stop, rock the party Shock the body, rock the body [Problem Child] My style, be Vile, be killin Doc Wi-ly Really not ready not Philly not likely Chillin, I'm willin for wildin out of control Fill in tabs on the hill when Child is on the console I'm the Bomb-man, spit Fire-man, I'm a Cut-man But, cool as Ice-man, rhymes got Guts-man About to Bubble-man, comin on Quick-man You Crash-man in a Flash-man call me sick man Got a charged cannon on my arm, bangin on your squad Damage on your armor, I'm at large Endin on the name all the same with the man Mega Ran Leave without a pot to piss or a leg to stand The Sega Genesis megalith makin it major With Mr. Raised the Bar All Star, wait 'til they get a whiff of this To the benefit I'm intendin to enter in to dominate the game like my name was Nintendo, AHHH~! [Chorus] (You're mad!} {NO!!! I'm he he-HAPPY~!}

Yeah... this should ring a bell Random Beats... uhh The Mega Ran project is all fun and games but Let's get serious, yeah, yeah You ask who produced that, move back Tried to label me boom bap but I removed that I keep it pimpin like minks and gators Hard to get like tickets for the Knicks and Lakers Jumpstart hip-hop like defibrulators Or a school yard bully, what an instigator Yes man never stressed man, shocked like Elecman Make it bounce like an amateur check scam I'm Doctor Who, does the impossible Improbable, who do it like I can do? Amputate, you can't ambulate We're like distant cousins, you can't relate Basketcase, I crash the place It's not that I don't want to, but I just can't be fake I tear 'em in twos, want me to fail I refuse 70's baby makin music with the spirit of "Blues" Doubt my art, rappers get impaled with darts Mega Ran got mo' beats than a healthy heart Y'all can tell the event, ring the alarm, it's Big Ran It's the bomb sort of like a terrorist threat Yo step to the back, and get tested... no wait I'ma just do this joint Wait, let me just start over from the top I can get this right {*beat changes*} Yo, step to the back, none testin the cat Blessin the track, it's a fact, you ain't messin with that Umm, don't bother comin for less than a stack Need that guac' young boy, come better than that From, P-H-I to P-H-X Coast to coast they talkin but we ain't stressed And it's, easy money when we smash and grab ya Shelter dub money no laughin matter We, think alike cause we joined minds Shorty movin they waistline to tunes up and down basslines Go to the club, I'm never runnin less But the Mega Buster keep me kinda heavy on the wrist Yeah - no jewels, no bodyguards No furs, no 20 man entourage I just do what I love, and love what I do It's the truth, so here's what I need you to do - just dance~! [Roseblack sings] [Random: repeat 2X] Dance like ain't nobody watchin Live life 'til you ran option, no we ain't stoppin Got to keep it poppin, front to the back If you with me holla back like dat [Roseblack sings to fade]

Welcome to your guided tour of Robot City, the birthplace of complacency The weather is dreary, the system is ever Meet your first tour guide, Mr. YT Cracker [YT Cracker] I'm released from my chamber, stiff from the cryo Put on my uniform, live in denial Another drone in stark free zone Function is one never function alone Do what they tell me, buy what they sell me Trapped as a clone please somebody help me I've been programmed to be like them Uhh, programmed to behave like them Remove my implant, black & white golden color See Robot City in all of its wonder See the fearful fall in line To the masses perception of space and time See the copycats, massive rocks Your man YT Cracker think outside the box And Random, generate straight in tandem Robot City look out, this the anthem [Chorus: Random] Welcome to Robot City, where everybody's nobody And ain't nobody gettin busy just Fall in line or fall behind Different day, same thing, we do this all the time [Jon Bap] So what's the one thing clones are useful for? Euphoria or, reproducin who the youth adore Movie stars or, legends of musical yore Losin all integrity dealin with Luci-fore [Random] Now youse the bore, in white T's long enough to be adressed My attention span ain't short enough to be impressed with [Jon Bap] Clones posin as hair-brained criminals Swear they's originals, right? (Right, right...) Swear they scary as DeNiro in "Cape Fear" In a stero but watered down like grape beer If ain't clear, it should be apparent then transparent Fantastically average and just can't bear it You, blendin in for them Benjamins Don't even own the skin you in, it's the City, c'mon [Chorus] [Random] I heard a brother say he tryin to stack paper like Doubleday But when it went down that brother went the other way (pyoom~!) Yeah another day but just the same as yesterday Robot City, the place nobody wanna stay But can't leave cause of fear of the unknown And stay on your J.O. cause everybody wants clones Independent thought's gone in the 21st All you gotta do is bite somebody if you want a verse And don't mind the radio transmissions It'll probably be the same song every time you listen But the styles come highly recommended And if you think we look alike, I won't get offended And if you can't afford it, go on and grab the bootleg But whatever you do, don't drink the Kool-Aid [Chorus] Welcome to Robot City...

[Chorus 2X: Random] We gon' rock right, stock right, 'til we got it locked tight Hot like cruisin through the stoplight, that's right Roll hard, go hard, Bogart, whole squad Buy you every minute like a pre-paid phone card [Random] My spectacular vernacular makes me rap with a chip on my scapula When I'm attackin ya it's a massacre Danger is imminent when Random be rippin it Half of my fans are participants, philanthropists or hypocrites See I'm a man among infants and the difference is persistance From this distance I can't hear your whispers But don't risk it, cause the slightest inference'll get you done like the dishes I'm knee deep in the trenches Resistance is senseless, man you done crossed the line You lost your mind? I'm sharper than porcupines And your shine? Of course it's mine I'm sick - stuffy head fever, nauseous I'm a problem, word to Big Ran, rip jams Regardless of what it scan, yo it's bland On the warpath, a storm is in the forecast Charge into battle like Leroy in Warcraft Leroy!!! And only nerds'll get that Step back, you in the deathtrap, screamin EFF RAP I'm level 99, y'all dudes just try to rhyme Better off with a life of crime than tryin to bite these lines You wanna fight me fine, this destined is by design I show up and rappers go SWOOSH~! Like the Nike sign How you gon' hate son, Mega Ran's the great one That you ain't safe from with the same dude that laced Pun No jewlery, you still can't fool with me musically Do the knowledge, go ahead and Google me Or get your readin up, check out Wikipedia You see me leavin crates in the game like a meteor And the media they finally recognizin We enterprisin and probably see millions on the horizon It makes no difference man, y'all can't spit with Ran When I hit Japan, fans gon' call me ICHIBAN [Chorus] {Here we go! FINAL STRIKE}

Random - Final Battle feat. Loose (Loose) this is the final battle, finally there's an understanding of why you draped up in armor and your right hand is a cannon I recognize that you are here to triumph over evil not only for yourself but, you do this for your people Doc Light brought a playa' back to life more blue than Snoop, you're ready for a fight go grip up young Rush, that's your dog y'all won't stop till Wily falls, off, always play hard and never soft you are guaranteed to be the greatest threat to them all 8 type of men step up and 8 types of men can fall that, metal, wood, quick and flash man heat, bubble, air and flash man they think you won't last, Ran Wily says youre garbage and your metal suit's a trash can Aw man! I know you can't go out like that, cousin if you ever catch up to Wily, let off a couple dozen Dr Cossack fussin' because he aint gettin' recognized now he got 8 robots so you work em out like exercise show em that you specialize, in killin it on the dolo, right? so what if he got Protoman, we all know who's the prototype Now you got Mr X, promoting robot tournaments But this is the final battle so melt em into ornaments Loose! (Random) On the real, I aint ask for this, cause im pretty much a pacifist and a war for peace is kinda contradictory, but i can't let the doctor get to me not even close to a possibility, so I storm in the doc's facility rush at my side, that's my companion load the cannon, you ain't understaning this is the final battle, so ain't no time to sleep wily thinks he got beat, no surrender, no retreat, peep i aint come this far to leave the mission incomplete peeps depending on me, got responsibilities so his plans aint going farther man, I put that on my momma that's why they call me the bomber, couple of dents in the armor but the doc dont want no drama, he can can doubt me if he wanna, what goes around comes back, so I play the part of karma, yeah! do you really wanna test me man, turn your robots to a Pepsi can can he make it happen?/Yes he can what's my name, It's Mega Ran! I beat everybody in front of me and cant figure out what he done to me and its not for the clout or the Benjamins and I got no doubt, I intend to win Didnt come this far to turn around man i came in here to burn it down defeat you and teach you a lesson, I bet you're learning now got it hotter than a furnace now, put the pressure on and won't turn it down murder clowns, let off a shot heard around the world, come on! (Loose) This is the final battle so what you wanna do man you gotta make a move, man it's all left up to you, uh This is the final battle so what you wanna do man you gotta make a move, man it's all left up to you and you gotta play your part, firepower in your heart if you wanna get it in then press start

[Random] Man I promised I wouldn't get heavy on this joint {*static*} I can't help it man I gotta be me {*static*} [Chorus 2X: Random - singing] I just can't seem to grow up I said I just can't seem to grow up But you know what? (WHAT~!) I don't think I want to [Random] Ah ah okay okay I was a young'n maybe 7 or 8 When I was up late playin games 'fore I was straight Babysitter on the couch tryin to get her freak on I'm passin level after level thinkin I'ma be PWN But little did I know they didn't have any endings Every couple of levels I would go back to the beginning Hard lesson to learn, but I recovered fine Couldn't beat Pitfall and got tired of tryin But when the NES came around I had to get down If you ain't have it on the block then you was 'bound to get clowned My game was Super Mario, I played it to death First to get a hundred men kickin turtles on the steps Learned that from GamePro, but it's a shame though Nowadays video games ain't the same bro Too complicated and they ain't worth the price You know somethin they a lot like life, and that's why [Chorus] [Interlude: Random] Aight now follow me there, yeah Say I don't care (I don't care) I don't care (I don't care) Say I don't care (I don't care) say I don't care (I don't care) I know you are but what am I? (I know you are but what am I?) I know you are but what am I? (I know you are but what am I?) Break it down [Chorus] [Random] Know what? I played every game in front of me, my peoples wanted none of me Ran's skills in video games, they couldn't front on me Mom knew how to punish me, take away the cords 'Til I thought they'd use the AC adaptor from my keyboard That's when I knew that there was somethin amazin My boys would get in trouble, I was cool cause I stayed in Latch key kid, Home Alone like Macaulay And 20 years later hostin Halo parties, cause [Chorus] [Random] This song's for anybody who's ever been teased for being, a nerd Don't sweat it, it's gon' be aight man Fads come and go but intelligence, it never went out of style Keep readin them books yo {*static*} But uhh, lose the suspenders and the pocket protector Mega Ran signin off, f'real

[Random] Man I promised I wouldn't get heavy on this joint {*static*} I can't help it man I gotta be me {*static*} [Chorus 2X: Random - singing] I just can't seem to grow up I said I just can't seem to grow up But you know what? (WHAT~!) I don't think I want to [Random] Ah ah okay okay I was a young'n maybe 7 or 8 When I was up late playin games 'fore I was straight Babysitter on the couch tryin to get her freak on I'm passin level after level thinkin I'ma be PWN But little did I know they didn't have any endings Every couple of levels I would go back to the beginning Hard lesson to learn, but I recovered fine Couldn't beat Pitfall and got tired of tryin But when the NES came around I had to get down If you ain't have it on the block then you was 'bound to get clowned My game was Super Mario, I played it to death First to get a hundred men kickin turtles on the steps Learned that from GamePro, but it's a shame though Nowadays video games ain't the same bro Too complicated and they ain't worth the price You know somethin they a lot like life, and that's why [Chorus] [Interlude: Random] Aight now follow me there, yeah Say I don't care (I don't care) I don't care (I don't care) Say I don't care (I don't care) say I don't care (I don't care) I know you are but what am I? (I know you are but what am I?) I know you are but what am I? (I know you are but what am I?) Break it down [Chorus] [Random] Know what? I played every game in front of me, my peoples wanted none of me Ran's skills in video games, they couldn't front on me Mom knew how to punish me, take away the cords 'Til I thought they'd use the AC adaptor from my keyboard That's when I knew that there was somethin amazin My boys would get in trouble, I was cool cause I stayed in Latch key kid, Home Alone like Macaulay And 20 years later hostin Halo parties, cause [Chorus] [Random] This song's for anybody who's ever been teased for being, a nerd Don't sweat it, it's gon' be aight man Fads come and go but intelligence, it never went out of style Keep readin them books yo {*static*} But uhh, lose the suspenders and the pocket protector Mega Ran signin off, f'real