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November '94 (skit)
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When it comes to sets
never claimed em, only flamed em
gave them, nothing but the rawness, regardless
the artist, formerly known as random
burning mics like they was trees from Branson
and not richie, shifty, quickly,
brothers wanna hit me if they rip me,
dress my body and wrap me like a Swami
I leave no doubt like stefani
lyrical Dalai Lama,
Problem Solver, I fly to Ghana
calm ya
nerves, kicking wackness to the curb
I don’t hold grudges, I give you what you deserve
Now they wanna ask how I chart with this
put heart in this,
I’m sharp, gold cartridges
My darts is just *spectacular, when I'm rapping, I'm
Keeping the Heaters , that’s cause he’s the
Grand champ, dmx before the cases
I'm in Vegas placing wagers on them Circus Circus tables, uh you know
SCRATCHING
Lyrically I'm
First things first, I mega, freaks all the samples, ample, I wax like candles,
Or the man who, wrote Rosanna, I'm like manna, you know
Spiritual nourishment, for you cats who need encouragement - uh,
Furnish it, just feng shui, no gunplay
Used to rock the kia music -- switched to Hyundai
Cause y'all don't know how to act
Can't bring the payments down low
Peep the funk flow
Really doe, got the meanest ya haven't seen it
I'm in Phoenix with Felix feeling fiendish
Stroke of genius - I come in pieces
broken kit-kats
Run the streets, while you sit back, waiting for success to come gift wrapped
No - no it ain't happening
Ran dazzling your career is unraveling
Battling a bit still - some wounds never heal
true spitter for real, ask the rest of the Guild
(Scratching)
87 I was on the block reciting Robocop
97, I would stop whenever biggie smalls rhymed
07, I was nervous preparing my first drop
Now In 2017 it's about that time
There i is- major league like Charlie sheen
Low down, dirty rotten, now easily forgotten
No options like quarterbacks under pressure,
The top dresser Brock lesnar - a lot fresher
Wit Kils on the pads, I don't think they ready for it,
But can't ignore it, we keep it tighter that a corset,
Your plans are thwarted-
The microphone I use is cordless
I play a show with you, that's not always an endorsement
AZ to t-dot, we rock the hardest,
No garbage - most rap Artists y'all are my targets
Lyrically I'm supposed to set it off
So don't call me a client - I'm the mother effin boss
what
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My reign on the top, long like Durants arms
Lead the league with the steez whatever team I be on,
I been the Bomb at every Comic con
Nerd rap phenomenon- black bomber -
Attract drama- wit wack rhymers
Y'all gotta - step ya game up,
Get ya weight up
Cats wanna know how I came up,
Battling at the gathering - of course traveling,
An Altered Beast im off the leash
Don't fall for these
Rookie cats with they store bought raps
They just shady, ask int80,
Ain't no telling where we may be
Might see me at E3, Or WWE in several countries, It's a New Day
Soon as you think you know I switch it up,
Freestyles are better than your best written stuff
Rick Astley - rap we gone l never give it up
Sammus, they can't stand us,
It's happening like we planned it
Rhymes master locked - didn't think I'd take it past the block
Was getting used to being the laughing stock
went from "who you again" to "please be my friend" to arigato gozaimas and please take my yen so
Jesus, take the wheel
Its gettin deep like a Navy Seal- for real
DN3 got the beats, and we back in the lab
Witnesses be like "it happened so fast" when I see ya imma
(Sammus)
Kick In The Door, playing some nerdcore
(EyeQ)
all you heard was I don't wanna rap no more
(4x)
On ya marks get set, when I start to wreck
It's like Parks And Rec, gotta Treat Yo Self
We Don't need no help, people's champ need no belt, pull ya pants-up, ask what,
Kinda rhymer, gotcha, rethinking even your packaging - release date it's not happening
drop unexpectedly like bad scaffolding
See my Problem is if y'all ain't Sayin it, then I ain't playing it,
Won't give you publishing, my upbringing is uplifting- son, you must be a republican
Rhymes are so conservative- Lukewarm cats get spit out, gotta go, either you hot or cold, so get out.
Even graphics are weak, man you might need a plan B
Hit up Danji, the boys got skills
Or Flocco, pronto ran hold court like Hondo
Conscience of your nonsense
In 88, spun on cardboard and read about Squanto
Crack open a book-
I Hate y'all too
Rather be in carribean sands with Rachel
Stay true even if they gone hate you
Dont wanna be worshipped, who cares if the words sick,
You cursed it but still rehearsed it
no time for these kids
They fighting to be the man, I'm fighting for people around the world to even know what this is,
Ain't no other kings of this nerd thing they siblings, equally related and properly rated
They hate it, cause they used to be on top of this,
Took home Forever Famicom listened and copied it
Now they on some nerdy tip, retelling game plots
But biting ain't hot and it never will be
Dudes kill me
Thinking they reinvented the wheel,
Can't replace the original if he doin it still
My maneuvers is ill, puttin boots to the grill,
scale like mode 7 - blowing like Note 7
Reppin and go gettin until I approach heaven
The Tri state, is where snakes hang like live bait, Hoping for a catch throwback, Mitchell and ness
they light weight, frag illy you look silly
Sitting sideways
Arizona is my state
Wanna get froggy then why wait
High stakes when we
(Sammus)
Kick In The Door, playing some nerdcore
(EyeQ)
all you heard was I don't wanna rap no more
(4x)
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Suspect Lines (skit)
00:47
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I'm sitting in the whip dreaming about 20 acre estates, Ruth chris steaks and how to sell records like drake
I'm on the road tryna get to a show
No speed limit posted so I'm taking it slow,
Trying to memorize a couple of lines switch the set last minute like I do sometimes.
I get a call from my man Roq, from the block, telling me a rumor that made my heart stop- what the deal?
RoQy:
What the hell,the cops slain Dante and Jemel,
on Broadway, the car frame concave from the shells
it was eerie...
(Ran)
Wow now I'm mad and im getting depressed but tell me weren't those guys yelling and resisting arrest?
(RoQy)
Don't be apathetic, ya act like theyre in traffic flexing,
they're on camera asking question, harrassed by the damned detective
aggressive, demands incessant, end up killed by a pig like Stannis brethren
the captain said that he grabbed the weapon
treacherous,
they'll morgue a dude before the morning news
Ran I'm warning you, it's BLM bruh
careful when you rollin through...
(Ran)
Damn they really doing brothers like that?
(DJ DN3)
(Man I wish it wasn't true but you can check the stats man)
(Ran)
I mean, damn they really doing brothers like that?
DN3
(Aight get up of this phone I'mma hit u right back)
(Roqy)
They heard about the nerdy rap songs and the Capcom
if you're flashed on, livestream
(Ran)
Word aight, peace -
Back on track, straight away so I clear through til of course I see flashing lights through my rear view,
Thought about smooth talk but I'm not gone try
I'm blasting Isaac Hayes hoping that he walk on by
Pulled me over by a gas station, I'm being mad patient, insurance was due, did I make my last payment?
My license and plates are up to date
Maybe you cant tail gate too close in this state
He probably gonna ask about Contra band,
Highway patrol cats can be some monsters man
Porn stashes and corny glasses, flaunting badges, intimidation tactics pray this ain't Gone be tragic
He sitting in the car didn't even come out
He probably waiting thinking imma go and throw gun Out, huh
I think of Alton, and Eric Garner and Sandy Bland
As I'm preparing to exit the mini van, yeah,
There's gonna be a lot of viewers watching
And fewer options
If this cop decides to do some poppin,
It's like I'm tryna set a record
How many times can I be pulled over without getting arrested
It's the ones that tell jokes witcha
Seen ya picture
Then they turn the sirens on to try to get ya
Betcha Ran won't slip,
I stay cool as a fan I know my rights, imma stick to the script
Finally he steps out to come towards me
Hand on his side arm like he about to floor me
I take a deep breath, my license in my hand, straight shook, contemplating going live on Facebook
Keys out the ignition and I'm shaking where I'm sittin, wishing this encounter doesn't end in prison,
Wow now what's the backup for,
All purpose war,thinking put the foot to the floor
I'm not runnin, cause I ain't do nothing
Hold on I think he's finally coming...
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Re-Introducing the Black Nerd cat from illadel
Middle class kid in last place but livin well
Yeah I switch locales but the hood still in me
I look friendly, but go 0 to 60 in a jiffy
You get me? Grew up on Biggie and Nas
Ra's lines leave a crowd paralyzed like Droz,
No shots, but I'm coming from the attitude era
Bathroom passes, cutting classes, droppin acid
Far from Placid, the outcome is tragic,
But pressure make diamonds so we gone make a classic
You know my steelo, the rap keynote
Speaker with the gold voice so you ain't got no choice - but to listen, when I'm spittin
Navi of the alley
Never had a caddy, keep my domepiece nappy
Construction timbs, and champion hoods
Survived the roughest blocks like only a champion could
Uh Lord have mercy Jesus Christ he's just nice he just slice, like he emeril
Shine like emerald
They green wit envy
Fresh kils sent me to set it on MC's
No grief, every body get a piece
The obese nerd rapper from the east
The rap lines - hard to find press rewind if you feelin it,
You still ain't gettin it, what are you an idiot?
Hot damn yo Here we go again
Sound like it's 94 again
And we goin in
Like we seen an opening
Mega Ran fresh kils and you know we gonna win win
Phill:
Live from Phoenix, Arizona, tag the corner
And off the top rope, Ianding on ya
"Oh Yeah" Like the Macho man, in the past
Got an elbow lined up to snap ya'll in half
I’m going global, from Japan to Germany
They heard of me, my man big Ran, wanted a word from me
You want me over this beat? (Yeah give it the third degree.
So work with me) Assuredly, my style fit it perfectly,
I’m from the land where the sun abundant, from the desert
To the mountain summits, where the falcons plummet
Getting love to let my mouth runnith, over I told ya
Who want it, who ready to die, steady the eye
(Slow down Phil you killing em) I'm building, the skills
To fill, pavilions, this beat, I'm trying to kill it
In an instant, for instance, the inference, I'm spitting
At a speed faster than windsprints, leaving an imprint
Chorus 2x
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Ran:
I know how it feel to wake up caked up,
Everything love-ly then suddenly a pay cut
People look at you like it's your fault
Bills don't stop so now you gotta do your part
We Products of tough schools chasing Money and truck jewels, taught that was the only way to bust through
Like these shorties in Virginia, put a couple hollows in ya - leave ya laying by the river just to prove that they was some hittas.
Hit uncle bobby didn't even need to rob em - if they asked he would probably gave his last to anybody
2 families broken, damage irreparable
Hasn't been the same since I doubt that it ever will
Can't help thinking if somebody woulda told em, they were kings and then showed em/
The direction they would go in
Cause GED, wasn't RAN,
PH.d or bust, I was always in
Some kinda summer program in the burbs
Kuhn Day Camp
Props to the parents who try to do all they can
Cuz yo- I said it before and said it again,
The Only real gangsters are in federal pens
Or dead on a whim, it's a game you never can win
pick another vocation to be competitive in
And Catch it if you can like the gingerbread man
Success is always the plan, but man
Hook
The struggle is real the struggle is true
Sometimes nobody understands the struggle but you
But we gotta get right
And we gone get by (some how some way some day )
Penny:
The school that im from not too many people survived
The streets ate them alive too much pride to work a nine to five
The way we came up tho im really not surprised
A lot of Rage in our blood we decendents of a lost tribe
And i can only speak on mines when i tell my story
Had to make a buck fast since i was a shorty
No glory in the struggle but it taught me how to hustle
Be slicker than hair greese and slide up out of trouble
I rather wake up early so i can get a fresh start
Theres no mercy in this world so u gotta have a strong heart
You gotta pay your bills, you gotta feed your kids
u cant make no excuses u just handle biz
Develop mental calus so my thoughts are never weak
Im taking chances with my freedom everyday up on these streets
Some people never understand they life is in a bubble
So ima tell the story of my everyday struggles
Chorus (2x)
Jermiside:
too many things that tear my heart, don't know where the start/
try to never spare a dart, so yo lemme share a part/
hard when you glare around and everywhere you stare is dark/
should i leave it unsaid? or everything is fair in art?/
fears of the unknown that hover like a canopy/
how can it be I'm trying but feel I’m failing my family/
whether if I hustle with mics or move mechanically/
all the strife larger than life just like a manatee/
staring at the vanity, I zone/
while fighting with myself to keep my sanity and tighten up my home/
wishing I could maybe brighten, even lighten up dome/
brain clashin like a titan as writing up a poem/
I'm getting paid penny, mistakes I made many/
but still I gave plenty jewels ain't no slave in me/
gotta play to win, when the walls caving in/
gotta fight hard just like a lifeguard saving men/
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I kick flows for ya, rip mad shows for ya
Even leave wifey sick Alone at home for ya
Brothers think this that easy life
Homie picture that on the Snapchat,
Then Filter that - it difficult in fact
Lay the game down quite flat
But this day wasn't like that
November a couple months back
These kinda choices that we got make me wanna get Bush back-
I'm messing witchu
The election of the century
I remember like yesterday,
I'm up in Minnesota, THe tour almost over
Ridin through middle America reading these trump signs
Me and Lars laughing like they out they mind, ha...
Turns out,
The team Spent a couple mill
Throw a 5 in front,
Called hilLary Conniving stunt
Y'all ride with Trump
Rather deal with her
Ain't no fear in her
But What about Benghazi huh?
She giggled, thinking she had it in the bag>
Never thinking of the possibility of coming last
Advisors like man you better talk to em
Last debate put a spark to em
Now the scenery is lookin dark to em
But he got heart to em, tape leaking dirty parts to em
All- bad
I'm praying this stops as the date gets closer
Women saying that he groped her
It's getting gross-uh!
Thankfully it's almost a wrap
Worst campaign in history they both fall flat
We on stage just- cool as a fan, mics in hand
Know they won't elect that man
But they can and they will though
Im tryna chill though
Even though these results are looking kinda ill yo
I keep singing all the songs I wrote
Thinking bout most of the homies that I know don't vote,
And how I hustled from the road to get my absentee ballot in
No doubt in my mind this cat won't win
1130 the results looking shaky
Trump winning the west coast we can't escape eem
Same dude who put his name on steaks
Ran a campaign tryna make America great
And they bought it, even lost the popular vote
But got the electoral college man this ain't no joke
"Give him a chance they said"
Discriminating in housing
"Give him a chance they said"
Fake school scammed thousands
"Give him a chance they said"
But his cabinets racist
And this who gone bring us to greatness?
Sigh.
Anyway, I got to move from the screen
Every 3 seconds I'm swearing this is a bad dream ->
Grab the keys to the whip put the merch in as well,
Bring some weed I got a story to tell
(scratches)
Y'all ain't gone believe this man
Remember Donald trump?
The dude from the apprentice?
Caught a stone cold stunner at wrestlemania?
Yooo son is the president b..
yeah man
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Mega Ran Phoenix, Arizona
“Mega Ran's proven he can excel in storytelling, punchlines, poignancy, freestyling and, well, pretty much any other way you
can measure an MC.”
— LA Weekly
An incredible impromptu "freestyle" MC, Ran's unique combination of fantasy and introspective hip-hop has found its way all over the world, into leading press outlets and most recently, into the Guinness Book Of World Records.
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