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Now Hiring (Feat. Open Mike Eagle)

from Mega Ran 10 by Mega Ran

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Cuz I don't wanna be a a-hole
Too many yes men I need someone that'll say no
I don't have much in terms of payroll
Sometimes I wanna make music and lay low
I don't know what else to say yo

Consider this my announcement, Now hiring,
I need management not street teaming and flyering,
I can tweet my own links thank you kindly,
Don't need someone cosigning and following blindly (I need a manager)
Cause it's getting more tedious
Dealing with the websites and media
I'm in need of a, manager that won't do it for wealth,
Just someone who can do more than I do for myself,
Cuz some days I spend more time promoting and soliciting
Than I do listening to beats it's kinda sickening,
I need someone to filter through my emails, pick out the important ones and summarize the details
Then when I see cats and they ask "did u get it?"
I can say "naw my manager musta hid it"
I like netflix and xbox
But I'm at my PC more than cats when a desk job

(i need a manager)
Cuz I don't wanna be a a-hole
Too many yes men I need someone that'll say no
I don't have much in terms of payroll
Sometimes I wanna make music and lay low
I don't know what else to say yo



Record labels say they don't know how to market me
Need me to stay in one lane so they can target me
But they don't understand it's hard for me
Plugged into games and hip hop like ventricles and arteries
I get requests to call people when theyre sick
How do I respond to that without being a prick?
When someone ask me to pay to play, I wanna cuss em out but instead injust to stay away,
Times like that i wish I had management
Cuz im faced with the bs I can't handle it
Im not the type to give cats the
runaround
Like all these fake dudes claimin that they rep
the Underground
And I can spend my time doing what wanna do
And thats Make dope records for yall to party to
Or if i have a stalker fan and dont know how to handle her,
I can always say, yo, holla at my manager

one time i did a little experiment,
When I was coming up and gainin some experience
I wrote my bio in the 3rd person,
Pretended I wasnt me, but a 3rd person,
A manager, rep, whatever worked
And when cats responded, they were never jerks
Even if they couldnt invite me,
They spoke to management, they spoke politely,
But if I say I represent myself,
My music's dope, book me, I'm gonna need some help
It's like when jobs ask you if you got experience,
But no one hires anyone without experience
So how am I supposed to gain some experience!?
I just rhymed 4 bars with experience.
See, this is how stressed out I am man.. It's affecting my rhyme skills... I really, really, need managment.

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from Mega Ran 10, released November 11, 2011
produced by K-Murdock. Hook by Open Mike Eagle. Intro by K-Murdock.

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Mega Ran Phoenix, Arizona

“Mega Ran's proven he can excel in storytelling, punchlines, poignancy, freestyling and, well, pretty much any other way you can measure an MC.”

— LA Weekly

An incredible impromptu "freestyle" MC, Ran's unique combination of fantasy and introspective hip-hop has found its way all over the world, into leading press outlets and most recently, into the Guinness Book Of World Records.
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