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Humbug! (feat. Writers Guild)

from A Very Random Christmas by Mega Ran

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features The Writers Guild (Mr. Miranda, RoQy TyRaiD and MC Pennywise). RoQy was a good sport and agreed to play the Scrooge on this one.

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Pennywise

Roqy really hates christmas and i dont know why
Its the best time of year where everybody feels fine
Santa musta never made a stop at his crib
Either that or maybe he was just a really bad kid
Or maybe its the idea of santa having elves
Trying to makem do the work
that he should probably do himself
Or maybe its the banks and corporations
trying to cash in
We just wana know and
thats the reason why we're asking
Why you gotta be a scrooge? look at tiny tim
The last spirit of the story had the future looking grim
So why you hate christmas i think u need to tell
Before i turn your ringtone into a bunch of sleigh bells

CHORUS
(Ran) Yo, What you got against christmas, Roq?
(Miranda) was it that you didn't get gifts a lot?
(Pennywise) is it cause you think we forgot what it means?
(Ran) or are you really that mean?

Mr. Miranda
Now RoQy, I know u don't like xmas,
but livin just ain't livin if u don't have a wish list,
that's a bummer to me, I know you don't have to be gifted to open gifts under a tree,
but it's all about family time, xmas shopping's a workout like the p90x insanity grind,
folks out buyin trees, xmas lights, hot chocolate, gingerbread houses it's just nice, to be around all the people you care for, it should happen always but this the time people will share more,
lil kids tryin to pull mo' clothes,
so they can go and shine brighter
than Rudolph's nose

CHORUS

Yo, What you got against christmas, Roq?
was it that you didn't get gifts a lot?
is it cause you think we forgot what it means?
or are you really that mean?

Random
Mr Tyraid, I'm tryin to understand
where you coming from
most holidays are pretty cool, but some of them
are blown outta proportion,
some would say they all are,
ridiculous excuses to run out and buy a hallmark-
card but Christmas, its deeper than that
deeper than the toys the big man keeps in his sack
all the gifts we get in this life? gotta appreciate
the things people do for you dog?
i think you need to take
a look at what we goin through right now
think about how many people would kill
to have your lifestyle
It's enough sadness for all the days on the calendar
so take a day off and take a load off,i challenge ya
to let yourself go and discover the true essence
and wait--are you saying that you dont accept presents?
stop lyin! start trying,
take the coal he gave you
and turn it to a diamond!

CHORUS

Yo, What you got against christmas, Roq?
was it that you didn't get gifts a lot?
is it cause you think we forgot what it means?
or are you really that mean?

RoQy TyRaiD
Past Christmases all that mattered was fam & Religion/
Now its propaganda and capitalism/
Can't Have a Tradition without Corporations' association/
Everything that's sacred and wholesome is tainted/
No inspiration to participate in "mistletoe kisses" obligated dinners and gift exchangin/
I'm sick of fakeness/
You forgive mistakes.. cuz "its the holidays" / 
But won't pay em a visit when it's NOT though, they're a mile away! /
Lame songs & eggnog, thank god its just a day long/
I'm a grinch, I know/
I just refuse to be convinced.. you're in a "sentimental mood"/
Forget the presents, throw the residents of Whooville off the Cliff (noooooooooo) / 
Along with their "holiday cheer"/
It gets earlier and earlier, it started mid-august, this year!/
I DO accept and give gifts, lets not be mistaken/
I just don't need a special day to show my appreciation/

credits

from A Very Random Christmas, released November 25, 2011
Produced by DN3. Lyrics by J. Correa, D. Miranda, R. Jarbo and J. Raiford.

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Mega Ran Phoenix, Arizona

“Mega Ran's proven he can excel in storytelling, punchlines, poignancy, freestyling and, well, pretty much any other way you can measure an MC.”

— LA Weekly

An incredible impromptu "freestyle" MC, Ran's unique combination of fantasy and introspective hip-hop has found its way all over the world, into leading press outlets and most recently, into the Guinness Book Of World Records.
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