(Weird Al Yankovic, parodying Kanye West):
She take my money (she take my money)
When I'm in need (when I'm in need)
Yeah, she's a trifflin' friend indeed (friend indeed)
Oh she's a gold digga way over town (way over town)
That digs on me (That digs on me)

(Random):
Soon as I met her I knew that she'd be a handful
Not in a good way, the kind you can't fool,
Sarcastic and I usually dig that,
But this was a chick that, you brace for impact,
When ever you talk to her, because
You never know, where it's gonna go,
I rather let her go, then be all shook
Let me take it back, see how The whole thing started off on the wrong foot
We're in Wutai, traversing the area,
When guess who tries to steal my Materia?
Call herself a thief but she got caught bout it
Now I don't hit women, but I thought about it
Had to hunt her down u gotta be kidding me,
I'm all about the chase, but not literally
We found her and she promised she was trustworthy,
But tell what earthly reason I should trust girly,
Plus my heart is in another place,
I see my true love when I look at any other face. And ummm

Chorus

Something's telling me not to trust her,
But my homies they all love her,
Nothing in common with a guy like me, But she probably can help us maybe I might be
* Just a little bit jaded by the way that she portrayed it, I would hate it if she played us man I got nothing to say but
just...
Keep your distance, be persistent,
Cuz you gotta watch them ninjas

What's the difference between a ninja and a letter?

Went on an innocent date and she got a little frisky,
Even moved in and tried to kiss me,
Talk about awkward, I turned to the right thankfully, date over! I'm sorry girl this ain't for me,
She's got skill and technique when we go to battle,
But gets motion sickness everytime we travel
pokes and prods but I never let it get to me
Some kinda ninja pullin Kung fu treachery,
Doctor Wu? I'm watchin you, you know my steelo you're aware of what I can do,
But she is kinda funny, so I can't imagine hurting her,
I may be a liar but I don't think I'm a murderer,
she did heal me with her Clear tranquil
Then got smart with me when I tried to say thank you
So listen up, descendant of shinobi,
I can't be your lover, but I'll call you a homie, for now
But I wont turn my back for a second,chill wit all the passive aggression, cuz this is what it is....