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Royal Rumble Rap Up

by Mega Ran

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Royal Rumble 2017. A lot of things.. predictable was not one of them. I rapped it up.


30 men going in

One man walking out

For a shot at the title

That's what it's all about

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Every 2 minutes a warrior,

only one can be victorious

Alamodome, 50 thousand in attendance

And The energy is glorious

Action is frantic and fast >

No one knows who will last

Throw a bone to the brother with class

Nice showing by gentleman Jack

Braun stroman went beast mode,

Like he activated cheat codes

Tossed a few then got eliminated

After bouncing out the big show

Kofi had a moment that's his specialty

Balanced on the pole so incredibly

that's definitely the boys legacy

The Whole new day went out Collectively

No surprises till the 10th man

tye Dillinger The perfect fit

Brock lesnar came in merkin it

Then Goldberg threw him over quick

Undertaker that was my pick,

Roman reigns had different plans

Tossed him out, then they had some words

I'd love to see these two have a chance

happenstance put the wyatts together,

Thought they was tighter than leather

Luke Harper turn the tables and popped bray

mighta severed the ties forever

Final 4, Jericho reigns bray and Randy

Whole crowd thinking no it can't be

Anyone but Roman this a bad omen, now we all rooting for the family

RKO outta the spear

Whole lot of power there clothesline over the top rope

Roman Reigns is outta there

One thing it wasn't was boring

Made every moment feel important

Salute your 2017 winner of the royal rumble

Randy Orton

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Produced by Lynx Kinetic
Mixed by DJ RoboRob

Recorded in San Antonio, TX


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Mega Ran Phoenix, Arizona

“Mega Ran's proven he can excel in storytelling, punchlines, poignancy, freestyling and, well, pretty much any other way you can measure an MC.”

— LA Weekly

An incredible impromptu "freestyle" MC, Ran's unique combination of fantasy and introspective hip-hop has found its way all over the world, into leading press outlets and most recently, into the Guinness Book Of World Records.
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