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If Mega Ran, Kool Keith and Wordburglar were all space pilots, tasked with saving the world, this is about how it would go.
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Verse 1- Mega Ran
The situation is snafu'd an alien race done kidnapped my rap crew,
To get em back, I got permission to do what I have to
The year is 2300, i hunt Kaiju who don't wanna be hunted,
stick long swords in the stomach,
I'm a robeast, roll deep on yo street at a slow creep
And throw heat at Those who oppose me,
The intergalactic champ- brandishing weapons
through a narrow spectrum
all of my recon is dead I reckon-
we all in, I was crestfallen by what happened
in New New Orleans - a foreign alien ordinance is coming for it,
Ayo they say they gone drop the bomb,
Looks like a job for Mega Ran and Dr. Octagon
(Kool Keith)
Doctor reppin' choose any weapon
catch a space chick pregnant
my Nassau flight
aerodynamic adventure
Ultraman spectacular, giant aliens
destroying monsters like lobsters
colossal region, I'm on the ship on the weekend
asteroid glide..
she show her cleavage,
I scoop her in the galaxy maneuvers
I'm Jackie I'm Stewart,
rolling through the black hole affluent...
with influence
(Wordburglar)
woke up from cryo-sleep in a sommnambulator
exposed to gamma rays, may grow antlers later
horny in space, business as usual
used to play Last Starfighter at my cubicle
before getting assigned to my team at 19
now the finest machines are intertwined with my genes
I combine my mind to read alien thought patterns
which comes in handy, if you don't want your spot splattered
but I'd rather star travel the heavenly cluster
with space cougars like Beverly Crusher
so, if the other crew start asking where are they?
tell them the Captain's Log had a Stardate
CHORUS
Alien Raiders done knocked the fence down
guess we're last line of defense now
scanners is tweaking guess it's intense now
tell em to give it up, or get it down
get it down
get it down
get it down
tell em to give it up or get it down
get it down
get it down
tell em to give it up or get it down
Verse 2
(Wordburglar)
Wordburg in my vertitech mech I catch wreck
Transform into a star-jet and trek into heck
Commanding Skull Squardron dodging cheapshots
From Alien Legions – Zentraedi to Ewoks
Ones with 2 heads like Zaphod Beeblebrox
Speaking in Beatbox and lookin like people’s socks
Then In my 3 O’clock I see a heat seeker
My man Mega Ran cranking beats from the speaker
(Keith
I'm for operation without hesitation
my microchip planted in your chick
leaning in my aircraft kinda sick
my wicked ebonics destroy
my adversaries atomic
i'm blasting off land and objects
you see the fiber optics
my aim drop the blob monsters, kid
the radar got you comatose
real big, the ufos and frozen wigs
my visionary laser, I'm an astronaut major
(Ran)
All star blazer, darth vader ,promising a swift erasure to any invaders
Walk the line, keep it hotter than lightsabers
A punch in a mouth, that's what I call an icebreaker
Asteroid field shiftin with my misfits
Scoopin alien chicks with my xeno-linguistics
Hirosihi Amano wit the physics, I literally kick ballistics that soften your bones like rickets
My rockets are laser accurate,
An aggregate of anything less is absolutely inadequate
Ultraman got the gun pad, my buster is charged,
My blast Sending savages like hundreds of yard
My bars, so hard, that they give me a Sore throat
Mastered this, I'mma prolly need a green sports coat
Beta capsule, escape pod ready,
To turn enemies to confetti- you better aim steady
credits
from RNDM,
released October 11, 2015
Produced by RND1
Mixed by Matthew Weiss
Lyrics by R. Jarbo, K. Thornton, S. Jordan
“Mega Ran's proven he can excel in storytelling, punchlines, poignancy, freestyling and, well, pretty much any other way you
can measure an MC.”
— LA Weekly
An incredible impromptu "freestyle" MC, Ran's unique combination of fantasy and introspective hip-hop has found its way all over the world, into leading press outlets and most recently, into the Guinness Book Of World Records....more