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from Mega Ran Com: Mission by Mega Ran

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NOT a true story. Really.


Rather consistently confuse dudes
This was a mystery for blues clues....
And If I may Foreshadow..
To fix this imma need to use tools
Saturday morning I adjust the blinds
beat Megaman 2 for the hundredth time
I found myself sitting home bored
8 more vile robots destroyed
Came out my room at 4:06,
To pour another bowl of cookie crisp
That's when I noticed a missing rush figurine
My roommates had something to do with this
I wondered what Megaman X does
If he was missing his best bud
Maybe my mates are playing tricks on me
If they're lying that's just messed up
They tell me relax, slow down get your breath
They're passing a little cigarette
They suggest I take the edge off
Take a puff and you'll just forget.

Yup I think I'm stoned man,
I need to get out on my own man
I'm 35 I'm a grown man
But dude I'm really stoned man

I fall asleep and now it's 3 to 6
I waking up craving tortilla chips
Everybody's gone but me,
And of course they didn't clean their filth--
I get up and grab the mop and broom,
Everything's spinning I can't stop the room,
I start regretting the choices I made
As well the people with which I choose to hang
My figure still nowhere to be found
I'm lifting couches, it's got to be around
I bought this thing on eBay
From Japan delivery took 23 days
Some people think that getting high is fun
I don't see how anyone gets anything done
My mission is incomplete
But the munchies have gotten the best of me

Finally my roommates return to the pad
They Grabbed some groceries and garbage bags
That's when It hit me like a ton of bricks
My rush figure might be in the trash...
Cuz it was sitting on the book shelf,
And the trash can was right to the left,
No bag in the can--
Which means it's out on the front steps,
Just as I get to the door
I hear the vroom of pedal hitting floor,
It's the sound of the trash truck
Today's the day the pick the trash up,
I missed him by a couple minutes
My dear rush figurine is finished.
My world crumbled like a landslide
I'm crying like a baby back inside,
Blithering snotting, man I'm outta control,
Maybe I need to smoke a bowl,
So I did, and really I don't regret it
Weed doesn't do much for me but make me apathetic
Smoked up went to sleep and lost track of time
forgot about that figure till I wrote this rhyme
Just a couple bums with No plan
And this is the story of stone man


from Mega Ran Com: Mission, released December 25, 2014
Produced by K-Murdock. Samples Stoneman (Mega Man 5)


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Mega Ran Phoenix, Arizona

“Mega Ran's proven he can excel in storytelling, punchlines, poignancy, freestyling and, well, pretty much any other way you can measure an MC.”

— LA Weekly

An incredible impromptu "freestyle" MC, Ran's unique combination of fantasy and introspective hip-hop has found its way all over the world, into leading press outlets and most recently, into the Guinness Book Of World Records.
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