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Student VS. Teacher *dirty* feat. mc chris & Storyville

by Mega Ran

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the unedited version of the track that appears on Random's "Mega Ran in Language Arts, Vol 3." get the whole album at


teacher vs student
you mess up I wont pass you
i got the power im the king of this classroom
student vs. teacher
man you aint my dad, fool
I got the power, I'm the king of this classroom
teacher vs --
no you cant go to the bathroom
I got the power, I'm the king of this classroom
i'll still get into grad school
I got the power, I'm the king of this classroom

mc chris

pay attention, sit the fuck down, stop passin notes
class is in session hold your questions
queries and quotes
i put notes on the projector, you write down what I say
you wanna have a dialogue bitch? fuck you, i wanna get paid
fuck tenure, i only stay if you motherfuckers pass, so
here some simple shit for your stupid fucking asses
regurgitate some dates, and a couple proper names
remember a couple lines elaboration would be great
but its not really expected, you're not supposed to learn
im not supposed to be concerned, i just sit here lookin' stern
you could recall those note cards that you bogard from your buddy
but the night before the test you got depressed and didn't study
dont get mad at me cause your calculator ran outta batteries
you got below a B now you're showin me your anatomy
you should've studied instead of fappin it to Bieber
but you sow what you reap and your teacher's a frickin' reaper



we dont need no education, imma skip the shit
when am I gonna need to know shit like, arithmetic?
I can divide, whats yours is mine
I'm takin the cake and the whole 3.1415
my attention, for knowledge retention
put me in the class less then i end up in detention
deadline circumvention, i need an extension
my dog died eating my homework, not to mention
i had chicken pox again, man my temperature was 107
and then some...yeah it burned
i had fever, shakes and was confined to my mattress
i had a miraculous recovery right before lacrosse practice
im a modern living Einstein, I'm ahead of my time
i could fly by this curriculum if and I try
when i get back to school I'm gonna act a fool
my attitude's no gratitude for scholastic aptitude



Buckle up everybody , cuz this is the open house, listen,
I need open minds, not an open mouth,
excuses are pitiful they just gone get you ridiculed,
This isnt the end of the world, it's only middle school
I don't get paid enough, to put up with this crazy stuff,
Preteens in the bathroom gambling -blazin up
And no pushin to the front of the line
This schools got 99 problems and ain't none of em mine
Use both hands like I'm ambidextrous
My style like a dropout it can't be tested
I eat weak hearts like a candy necklace
So screw Harry Wong and his fancy methods,
Rip your term paper that you worked for weeks on
stand you in the corner if youre looking at me wrong
Remember me as that one teacher who didn't play,
Pray for a bomb threat, cuz I dont miss a day

Teacher vs student...
student vs teacher..


released December 3, 2012
lyrics by R. Jarbo, C. Ward, M. Weiss. Music by D. Baranowsky and M. Raymond.


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Mega Ran Phoenix, Arizona

“Mega Ran's proven he can excel in storytelling, punchlines, poignancy, freestyling and, well, pretty much any other way you can measure an MC.”

— LA Weekly

An incredible impromptu "freestyle" MC, Ran's unique combination of fantasy and introspective hip-hop has found its way all over the world, into leading press outlets and most recently, into the Guinness Book Of World Records.
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