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The Dewey Decibel System Intro (feat. FaceOmeter)

from The Dewey Decibel System by MC Lars and Mega Ran

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Lars: You like books, Mega Ran?
Mega: Indeed I do. (What, what, what, what?)
FaceOmeter: This, is the Dewey Decibel System.
Mega: Let's get it started.


M: Yo, they call him MC Lars!
L: And this is Mega Ran, I vow to tell the truth
M: Just like when you take the Stand.
L: Still Shining in the mic.
M: Stephen King, with no Misery.
L: Nat Philbrick with the realness.
M: So you'd better know your history.
L: So while they're sleeping on us...
M: ... like Washington Irving. Great Expectations. Kept their fires burning.
L: This Confederacy of Dunces will never secede!
M: So as Lars Buroughs deep...
L: Ran Howls on the beat!
M: Call me Samuel Becket, because...
L: You may not expect it.
M: We tour well, like Orwell.
L: Plus we've been known to wreck it, rocking, classic forms, like...
M: Five - seven - five. So...
L: ... do me a favor!
M: Get your hands high....
L: Cool!
M: Charles Dickens with the raw rhythms. Feel the Sound and the Fury...
L: ... with the bars that we give 'em!
M: Got beats!
L: Plus...
M: Books!
L: Plus...
M: Buddies for the win!
L: On the road once again.
L&M: Now we're gone with the wind!
M: Peace!

FaceOmeter: This, is the Dewey Decibel System. (Modulated and flipped).

M: Hey, hey, hey, hey... just read everyday.


from The Dewey Decibel System, released June 7, 2019
Produced, mixed and mastered by Rich Matthew (
Vocal production by Theosyn (
Additional vocals by FaceOmeter (


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Mega Ran Phoenix, Arizona

“Mega Ran's proven he can excel in storytelling, punchlines, poignancy, freestyling and, well, pretty much any other way you can measure an MC.”

— LA Weekly

An incredible impromptu "freestyle" MC, Ran's unique combination of fantasy and introspective hip-hop has found its way all over the world, into leading press outlets and most recently, into the Guinness Book Of World Records.
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