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Flair vs. Rhodes (by Shimmering Warlock)

from Mat Mania: Battle Royale by Mega Ran



It's the one-two-three, catch all of these
Catch-as-catch-can rap, no apologies
Ref'll give you til ten til you're on your knees
Pile-driving rappers on my Lawler steez
You got your cheap-ass lyrics at the Dollar Trees
I'm out in the crowd just brawlin', we
Are gettin' so hardcore with the falling knees
I'm Crash Holly - the last thing Molly sees
Independents to the big-time colonies
Mustard on a pop like it's collard greens
No snitchin', no cop, no Tyler Breeze
And if you wanna take them charges, file 'em please
Leave ya Bushwhacked like a pile of weeds
Dog-whistle on you rappers with my silent reeds
Chair shots to the grill till your smile, it bleeds
Fuck a crowd, Little Jimmies, i ain't tryin' to please
You're goin' down no matter how your ass plans it
I'm New Jack and you clowns is Mass Transit
This a D-Von splash -- tenth commandment
"Thou shalt not fuck with the man when he lands it"
Kassius shit, I'm makin' it clear (OH NO)
When I rock I throw bows like Chris Hero
Scoreboard, creating the points
World of Sport rap -- manipulatin' the joints
Just clear out; dudes got your on your feet, run
All you crews talkin; I bruise like Pete Dunn
Got that seat at Gorilla, i'm burnin' all night
Till I bring the heat, killa, you turn like Paul Wight
Just flip the track, this a hurricanrana
Six stars, my bars like Omega and Okada
Just dare to rap when I'm bustin' loads
I snap; Ric Flair versus Dusty Rhodes -- do it​


from Mat Mania: Battle Royale, released April 6, 2018
Written, Produced and Performed by Shimmering Warlock (


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Mega Ran Phoenix, Arizona

“Mega Ran's proven he can excel in storytelling, punchlines, poignancy, freestyling and, well, pretty much any other way you can measure an MC.”

— LA Weekly

An incredible impromptu "freestyle" MC, Ran's unique combination of fantasy and introspective hip-hop has found its way all over the world, into leading press outlets and most recently, into the Guinness Book Of World Records.
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