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Mat Mania: Battle Royale

by Mega Ran

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(free) 02:08
It’s a *new day but still be on my day one ish, Paconaut pulled out a flame drum kit And go to work, like - The son of a plumber, number one stunner , 9th World Wonder, take em under, paul bearer of the small era, Got em seeing red like terry taylor Livid It ain’t gimmick if you live it dig it Kill all the Rumor and innuendo, Been a starman since regular Nintendo, Rap game sick, fighter hyabusa with the brain kick, Shining wizard, I deliver, Texas clover leaf on an open beat— I lock it down, Lead booker blow the whistle like I’m Michael Rooker , yondu on the wan two, yall know I do, me and my crew Like the Faces of fear and we takin it there Number one contender I been Chasin ing for years Now I’m here— Runnin every territory Can’t rehabilitate em, that’s the sheriffs story So what’s left, lou thesz press No air in ya chest, I’m the best till my death This is a stick up, quicker than a hiccup, I was down a minute then I kip up, Get buck - if you man enough, I throw a rapper camel clutch make em scream till he had enough. What *skit* Ayo we Pack stadiums Crack craniums Rap aliens Explain to em This is mat mania And the winner is.... Ayo we Pack stadiums Crack craniums Rap aliens Explain to em This is mat mania And the winner is....
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Let me tell you people something right now Shut up until I put this mic down And lay waste to every act in the game Then you’ll have permission to be chanting my name I came up in the locals then NXT I was Raw Tonight you’ll catch a Smack Down your face to your jaw No manager or partner, just a monster A One Man Gang, I’m decimating the roster I’ve locked up with the best of them, toppled them all Working day and night to rock with you, off the wall No holds barred like an all-out pub brawl The following contest is scheduled for one fall Oh and I’m gonna take it Your pay per view win streak, I’m gonna break it Your name in the hall of fame, I will erase it Born to play the heel, never gonna face it I’m climbing up the ladder past you and higher Retire you and laugh as the last of the fire From your fans in the cheap seats is dying down You can’t see me, my time is now I’ve locked up with the best of them, toppled them all Working day and night to rock with you, off the wall No holds barred like an all-out pub brawl The following contest is scheduled for one fall Ooh, and it’s gonna be you Taking that fall from the top rope BOOM You’re putting me over tonight, I’m putting you through The broadcast table, brother, what you gonna do? Been a legend killer on the circuit for years Dishing out the injuries that finish careers You’re face down now, nearly fatally harmed Hearing “here is your winner” when they’re raising my arm I’ve locked up with the best of them, toppled them all Working day and night to rock with you, off the wall No holds barred like an all-out pub brawl The following contest is scheduled for one fall Woo! And I’m gonna win it I will have you tapping out or pinned within minutes Leave your legacy in tatters and diminished Space is the place, and the sky is the limit, yeah Less a man than a beast made of rage When I’m tossing your body off of the top of the cage And you’re ruined, I walk away the champ undisputed With the belt around my waist as they’re playing my music I’ve locked up with the best of them, toppled them all Working day and night to rock with you, off the wall No holds barred like an all-out pub brawl The following contest is scheduled for one fall
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Boo or cheer, boo or cheer - it’s your right to Boo or cheer It don’t really matter to me homie, long as you in here Boo or cheer, boo or cheer - it’s your right to Boo or cheer But if you don’t like me ask yourself what is you doing here? Heh? Austin and the Rock they was some special dudes Nowa*days you boring just cause you respect the rules Nowadays we working harder than these other dudes Find another cat to kick that same old lecture to (They forcing him down our throat) say what? They forcing him down our throat) huh That’s cuz before the push you all loved em the most- what else (He only got 3 moves) what (He only got 3 moves) huh Who you talking bout cuz that’s everybody my dude If I get all the cheers they call me baby face Whip appeal, with the skill that’s my saving grace Miss a meal, Yet I still, keep my Lady laced Throw it back, throw it back like it’s 88 Summer slam, Mega bucks vs Mega powers Expedition with the Extra fixin’ Eddie Bauer We about to make it rain like some heavy showers Anticipating me winning every hour on the hour, Boo or cheer, boo or cheer - it’s your right to Boo or cheer It don’t really matter to me homie, long as you in here Boo or cheer, boo or cheer - it’s your right to Boo or cheer But if you don’t like me ask yourself what is you doing here? Heh? First of all I come to offer my apologies, This for anyone on my socials who follow me Cuz a whole lotta stuntin what you bout to see Guess I’m a mess but still got some endearing qualities Just because you see me with ya favorites takin pictures, That don’t mean slide in my DMs acting different I know I’m so busy, we don’t get a chance to kick it, Check the prices on the meet and greet and grab a ticket (You found a niche Market )and what? You found a niche market) huh Maybe I did, maybe you didn’t, because you spit garbage what else (He Got on with that nerd rap) what (He for on with that nerd rap) Yeah I know I done heard that, Go and run the last verse back, That bol Be snappin man... I said that bol Be snappin man.. You I came up Battling... please don’t make me go back again Since as I hit the scene, They feenin like it’s nicotine You can curse and kick and scream I can’t hear you through the screen Boo or cheer, boo or cheer - it’s your right to Boo or cheer It don’t really matter to me homie, long as you in here Boo or cheer, boo or cheer - it’s your right to Boo or cheer But if you don’t like me ask yourself what is you doing here? Verse 3: Teek Hall Heading to the ring, feel like I'm the hardest here your children can try to cheer, Ima make them shed a tear when I tear their poster anyone can be a volunteer you are just a poser in my heart you never struck no fear cause look how you're smiling, you too cheerful I'll cut a promo, and here's an earful you full of it I swear this beat make me feel like Jericho I'm bout to put you on the list Mr T. your team to sh*t Bangarang and never miss Kimbo Slice your team to bits Ice grill, Ice pack on my knee caps They saying wresting is fake they need to relax cause it's just scripted, with this gab i'm gifted heel turn then I turn your man into submission I'm saying for a second listen you paid your money, now it's time to pay attention
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I walk into a room, boom! With my five moves of doom I reference Cena so much I'm sure you assume That I've got a man crush But I swear it's just random, not fandom Ignore the life-like mannequin You can't see it, I didn’t seat it Next to me in my Kia Drive somewhere scenic To watch a sunset in Phoenix Share a box of Kleenex Then leave it in the middle of a bee’s nest I mean ahhh... You can’t see me weekly on your tube I don’t have a show So don’t treat me like I do Adjust your attitude, I’ve got nothing to prove Fist bump to the noobs Pump up my tennis shoes Your time is up, my time is now And 109 minutes was wasted on 12 rounds I can’t get the back, I should know wrong from right Writing songs for Christ since John was a Prototype Chorus Im a smart mark, I'm a smarky smark Mega Ran: Straight Edge Society, Stay in sobriety Except when I’m flying then they can’t get high as me Bound to go down in notoriety undeniably As a guy that’s won every rivalry Xs on my hand don’t mean that I’m underage I’m more than a fan I’ve always been unafraid Got the t-shirt, the snap back and wrist bands I’m yelling his Shoot name, he Can hear my chants from the stands Mickey Gall can get these paws, please I’m 6 feet tall, this kids too small Got An anaconda vise on the mic whenever I flow A capo im like Jordan in chicago Im in the front row making fans uncomfortable If I cant get in the ring at least I can disrupt the show Drop a pipe bomb when I write Rhymes, Know it’s pre scripted - I’m the one to keep your eyes on.. I know what you about to do before you do it ( say what) I telegraph your every movement now you just foolish Time to get into it Move it to the music, The smarks in here The smarks in here
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Check the record, i'm snapping like a pit bull, Or Nakano reality check like bravo Cause when I come through i'm tearing shit up So get down and act accordingly and get your weight up. Never stay guessing, always be the best and, Homie you a sell out so please get to stepping. Always saying that you put the work in, I'll shut you down just call me the steel curtain. Oh yeah the feedback appreciated Going through the rapture looking so inebriated. Did you notice that i'm going full throttle when I cross this globe, Forever a Angelito to your PTO I don't mess with hoes though, I'm getting around Looking like i'm Iverson I'm going pound for pound Imma have all these haters till I get in the ground You ain't swimming with the sharks bitch you bound to drown...
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Back flip off the top rope Fly in on a zip line Power bomb off the ladder Kick out just in time We here for the high spots turn it up yo, We here for the high spots We here for the high spots turn it up yo, We here for the high spots I be’s off the chain Since the day I saw Super fly leap off the cage I feed off the flames, And you ain’t gone eat off the name, Naw be on ya way You greener than Goose poop, Always up to no good like pete is in goof troop It’s time for the contact, Batista, Thumbs down brother nah I ain’t signing the contract, Im the higher power - all ya plans’ll get thwarted, Even my immediate family bought it Raised right, but just hop might potato ya Just for a spot on botcha mania Sidewalk slam my program Hard enough to make Ron Simmons go DAMN Shock Master trippin through life Sell my toys for a ridiculous price Not into the ice , that’s a high spot Back flip off the top rope Fly in on a zip line Power bomb off the ladder Kick out just in time We here for the high spots turn it up yo, We here for the high spots We here for the high spots turn it up yo, We here for the high spots
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Daniel Bryan Danielson Dear Daniel Bryan or is it Bryan Danielson Your cattle mutilation brings opponents to their ends How long'd it take you to learn all those awesome holds Your kicks are deadly and unopposed And I really, really, really, like your beard Hey Daniel Bryan When you were Bryan Danielson The American Dragon you had till five to break the hold Your dragon sleeper is as painful as can be And not to mention your running knee And I really, really, really, like your beard And I really, really, really, like your beard And I really, really, really, like your beard You know it's true That I really, really, really, like your beard
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It's the one-two-three, catch all of these Catch-as-catch-can rap, no apologies Ref'll give you til ten til you're on your knees Pile-driving rappers on my Lawler steez You got your cheap-ass lyrics at the Dollar Trees I'm out in the crowd just brawlin', we Are gettin' so hardcore with the falling knees I'm Crash Holly - the last thing Molly sees Independents to the big-time colonies Mustard on a pop like it's collard greens No snitchin', no cop, no Tyler Breeze And if you wanna take them charges, file 'em please Leave ya Bushwhacked like a pile of weeds Dog-whistle on you rappers with my silent reeds Chair shots to the grill till your smile, it bleeds Fuck a crowd, Little Jimmies, i ain't tryin' to please You're goin' down no matter how your ass plans it I'm New Jack and you clowns is Mass Transit This a D-Von splash -- tenth commandment "Thou shalt not fuck with the man when he lands it" Kassius shit, I'm makin' it clear (OH NO) When I rock I throw bows like Chris Hero Scoreboard, creating the points World of Sport rap -- manipulatin' the joints Just clear out; dudes got your on your feet, run All you crews talkin; I bruise like Pete Dunn Got that seat at Gorilla, i'm burnin' all night Till I bring the heat, killa, you turn like Paul Wight Just flip the track, this a hurricanrana Six stars, my bars like Omega and Okada Just dare to rap when I'm bustin' loads I snap; Ric Flair versus Dusty Rhodes -- do it​
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Don’t make me the bad guy, I’m just praying that you don’t make me the bad guy But i work too hard to let somebody pass by And I hope you understand that this wasn’t in the plans yeah I just hope you understand yeah First to work, last to leave Here while most cats was absentees Made my family my faculty Got me feeling like I’m Master P No Limit, — but when you keep winning then they don’t feel it That’s when They Start acting like you don’t kill it, They get So livid- when they put you in a box and you don’t fit it See i Gave my all, laid my law Did it my way I ain’t play like y’all Rise to the top they await my fall Change the game they wanna take my ball I ain’t them old dudes, Nothing is owed you, Got me bout to go postal They play by the old rules, But me I was home Schooled See when you play by the rules they mistake you for soft Taking off they start taking you off Top 10 lists when you feel that shift Then it’s time to Break in the vault I sit in class, see cats whizzing past Kissing ass for a flippin pass Just cuz we all chose Different paths Guess Nice guys do finish last huh? But it’s alright Count the Short days and long nights You made your bed, Now lay your head, Knowin that You done created this See how much can change in a day I ant come here to play It’s ok It bees like that To my dismay I really didn’t want it this way These are the breaks Don’t make me the bad guy, I’m just praying that you don’t make me the bad guy But i work too hard to let somebody pass by And I hope you understand that this wasn’t in the plans yeah I just hope you understand yeah
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I'm all angry faces like a tiki pole Rappers can't rap so they rap about TV shows I'm Walter White or whatever I gotta be for dough I'm that New Orange king reigning the Game of Throne I never watched that I'm just a liar when I talk smack Doggy I'm the Rock & I'm cocked back The People's Champion's connection with the sock man That's me, it's the highest rated on raw tracks (Top that!) Big Boss Man, so I stay mean I'm the Guardian Angel, but that's the same thing With a heart full of anger, wearing that dang thing on the tip of my tongue so I'm always ready to say things, like I hate myself. So the aim is the claim fame through pain Like Mankind through chain links Look in the eyes like Jake Roberts in '86 Catch me with Goten [THAT IS MY CAT] recording mixtapes in the snake pits Hittin the Redman flows Spent too much time on the Dark Side now I can't get back So I'm sticking around, hitting the loud Listening in to the sounds of the rituals Ignorant sinners with similar styles & I'm just a dumb individual [HOOK] I just do it 'cause it's fun (I just do it cause I'm drunk) I just do it cause I love it (I just do it for the love) I just do it for me I just do it for yall I do it for the good of mankind, & that's all I just do it cause I'm high That means I do it all the time One time for my mind I do it for mankind [VERSE 2] What's a man but a pile of secrets? Dracula told me that, & I'm inclined to believe him (He's never lied to me) It's 2018 & poetry's dead But hip-hop's still living so I just do it instead I'm all D.R.E.A.M.S. Drugs Rule Everything Around Me Surround me Do everything for me They wrote this album I'm a monster like Kane, so you know the outcome There's flames when I enter so I'm losing once the bell's rung But now who's fist gets held up?! Well, duh Catch me raising hell in the cell The Undertaker when I take ya where we fell from I'm looking down on the ruins like "Job well done!" Twelve rung ladder that I'm sittin on Hit the tron Play my song Now I'm going higher: watch me hit this bong RVD 4:20, but that's a different song Twisting arms I got hip-hop in the wristlock Got bigger pops than a [CM PUNK STATIC] Guitar riff splitting the arena as I spit hot fire Like Top 5 Dylan when the kicks drop Sit & watch, I'm never gonna retire I'm Mark Henry wearing that salmon colored attire Tearing it off (YALL ARE PUPPETS!!!) [HOOK]
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[VERSE 1] I started off in the backyard, with barbed wire, we hardcore Then I moved onto the indies, sold out shows all through your cities, feel me? Built a buzz, signed autographs…took some bumps and kicked some ass I made a name and beat a vet and now I’m in the main event Heart gon’ stop when I hit that chop (chop)…crowd gon’ pop Heart gon’ stop when I hit that chop (chop)…crowd gon’ pop Climb the ropes, coming off the top, hit an elbow drop, I’m the cream of the crop To be the man, you gotta beat the man, and I’ll beat’em all, that’s who I am [HOOK] Step into the ring, the title's on the line Hit 'em with a punchlines and a clothesline First I'm talking trash, then I'm kickin' ass Hell, might as well do 'em at the same time Bah gawd, he's broken in half, bah gawd, he's broken Bah gawd, he's broken in half, bah gawd, he's broken Bah gawd, he's broken in half, bah gawd, he's broken As God as my witness, this man is broken in half [VERSE 2] Get the tables, chairs, and ladders! Powerbomb, your body shatters! Silly rapper, jackin’ swagger, ring your bell like I was Saturn Close the lid…shut the casket—left ‘em bleeding like Mass Transit I’m the baddest, read the jacket—you’ll meet defeat like Tony Atlas Crimson mask is crazy, I'm down to blade if they pay me So bring on Brock or The Rock, I'll beat anybody but Bayley And by the time that it’s over, all your bones’ll be broken You’ll be sad on your sofa watching DDP Yoga…brother! CHORUS Verse 3: Mega Ran Im the whole damn show Ask anybody My crew is bad, Go to the pad, bluish clad Get Scott Steiner to do the math I'm pumped up in my reeboks Strutting down to the ring like a I'm a peacock, Shout your town for the Cheap pop Split your head wit sheet rock Spit fire, like heat rocks Protect the biz Dave Shultz, Upstage folks like hell in the cell, when the cage broke My dirt sheets filthy I'm the Best there is, Best there was, best there ever will be And my young bucks are all guilty. You Feel me?
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[Intro - Mega Ran] Strong Stylin', Profilin' Strong Stylin', Profilin' Strong Stylin', Profilin' Strong Stylin' & Profilin' [Verse 1 - Doc Lesnar] Its a new day (Yes it is!), remix with my wrestling fam That's Doc Lesnar, Cam Archer, Kwency Jones & Mega Ran I'm fresh off of my wedding man, see true is a rare thing So I walked in to Ric Flair's theme looking fresh as hell with my wedding band I'm stylin' (stylin'), profilin', Frankie's cosigning that name drop Got Strong Style on my tank top, from my snapback to my dang socks From four hundred per paycheck to four figures, no leg lock I'm a top guy so bottom line nigga don't quit your day job, NAH Them WCW's, I bag 'em Kim Kardashian, Sasha Banks, Beyonce, Paula Patton Amber Rose, Brandi Rhodes, yo Jojo let's get it crackin' Cuz if Halle fucked The Nature Boy then ANYTHING can happen (Wooooo!) Jet flyin', limousine ridin', making towns Having me the hardest time holding these alligators DOWN The most electrifying every time I come around Throw my jacket on the ground, elbow drop then strut around, REMIX! [Bridge - Doc Lesnar] (Remix!), uh, from the bottom to the top, push (Remix!), uh from the bottom to the top, (GO!) [Verse 2 - Kwency Jones GO] What's poppin' Uce? (What's poppin' Uce?), I got the juice since Day One So I only fuck wit my day 1's, so either you is or you ain't one That #TowerGang? that's A-1, our resume on that page one Fuck celebrating this great run, cuz we ain't done, it's just phase one I'm smoking, doing homework inside of my gold LeSabre, Hand-me-down from Grandpa Lloyd, Rest In Peace, it's 5 years later Trying to get my education (cuz I) lost passion, I was off balance For the family jewels I went back to school, so Kwency Bueller was off rappin' Got certified in that Board-Op and explored my options in broadcastin' I murk this mic wit this jawjackin', I turned it all into podcastin' King shit like Regal, Chris Hero, we upper echelon A weirdo like I'm Nero, Obsolete ain't in my lexicon I'm Pentagon Dark Zero, like Marc Mero I'm wildin' Boy, this the house I built so fuck how you feel cuz I'm A-J Stylin', Profilin' for a long while, now Kwency on that murder tip The King of Strong Stylin' on my Kwenske Rocamura shit! [Bridge - Doc Lesnar] (Rocamura shit!), uh, from the bottom (Mega Ran), push (Doc), from the bottom to the top, (let's go) [Verse 3 - Mega Ran] Well son of a plumber Everyday something is taking me under Just came from Burying one of my brothers Feel like I wanna stay under the covers Bills are due, pipes bust, shower filled mildew Getting paranoid whenever 5-0 in my rear view Just tryna steer through life but I'm missing fluid - thank god for music otherwise I'd just be Livin foolish Dropped Mat Mania and cats was mad they didn't do it, So Haters diss before they listen to it What else is new, only thing that'll help me through Was a desire to keep pushin forward- man I didn't know what else to do, Thru The Muck of avarice, learned that life its full of Randy savages, I know what the pattern is, I came up from averageness *Now we live the dream, fans screaming when I hit scene, Jet flying stay arriving up in limousines Best there is best there was, best that ever will, Never chase a dollar sign imma grind That's the bottom line [Bridge - Doc Lesnar] (Yeah!), uh, from the bottom to the top, push (push) (Gunner), bottom to the top, (PUSH) [Verse 4 - Cam Archer] Raised in the Valley of Death, Paul Bearer with Burdens the way I carry this debt Roll around with a body donna but every day ain't sunny, Adversity that I gotta accept Take from me but I can't break, save that for the glass ceiling Rappers claim to get rowdy but the truth killin' Double turn made a Face out an old villian Big Daddy Kane from Yankem, bring a new filling (Wooo) Work a 12 hr shift just to steal the show, boy I'm smooth as a finger roll Mindset, all time on ten, climb the ladder in a way that they ain't seen before but whoa I was on the edge of that Razor, losing my patience, had to elevate for the greater. Rethinking my angles cause when shit get extreme never know when they might cross for paper I wanna see the FRUITS of my labor, Day One ish Use, maneuver something major New Age Outlaw, you Lugers out of favor, shooting for the stars before I knew what a J was Then I linked up with Jay and proceeded to exceed the things I had seen within me My faith rearranged, throwing Bucks at my dream, now I'm Alpha Omega, all we do is Elite When you low you know them Ortons start to circle I came back strong lookin' like a million on your Virgils Better know it, got charisma flowing on my opponents In 2010 was unknown now I'm in your house fully loaded, ah [Hook - Doc Lesnar] I'm a Stylin' (I'm stylin'!), Profilin' Rolex wearin' (wearin'!), diamond ring wearin' Limousine ridin' (ridin'!), jet flyin' Kiss stealin', wheelin', dealin', son of a gun and I'm a Strong Stylin' (Strong Stylin'!), Profilin' Ice cold chillin' (chillin'!), microphone killin' I"m a, chin checkin' (checkin'), Tower Gang reppin' (Woo!) Beard swaggin', beer bashin', one of one, (Let's Go!) [Bridge - Doc Lesnar] Uh, from the bottom to the top, push (push) Uh, from the bottom to the top (PUSH) [Fade to End]
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After two years of releasing annual solo wrestling tracks, Mega Ran, after noticing an influx of wrestling/rap tracks, decided to make the third time the charm, bringing along the crew and spotlighting some of the up and comers in the growing "WrassleRap" community. Enjoy this (too) sweet collection of songs dedicated to the men and women who give their bodies for our weekly sports entertainment fix. WOOOO!
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released April 6, 2018

Producers listed on individual tracks. Artwork by Derek Marunowski.

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Mega Ran Phoenix, Arizona

“Mega Ran's proven he can excel in storytelling, punchlines, poignancy, freestyling and, well, pretty much any other way you can measure an MC.”

— LA Weekly

An incredible impromptu "freestyle" MC, Ran's unique combination of fantasy and introspective hip-hop has found its way all over the world, into leading press outlets and most recently, into the Guinness Book Of World Records.
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