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[VERSE 1]
I started off in the backyard, with barbed wire, we hardcore
Then I moved onto the indies, sold out shows all through your cities, feel me?
Built a buzz, signed autographs…took some bumps and kicked some ass
I made a name and beat a vet and now I’m in the main event
Heart gon’ stop when I hit that chop (chop)…crowd gon’ pop
Heart gon’ stop when I hit that chop (chop)…crowd gon’ pop
Climb the ropes, coming off the top, hit an elbow drop, I’m the cream of the crop
To be the man, you gotta beat the man, and I’ll beat’em all, that’s who I am
[HOOK]
Step into the ring, the title's on the line
Hit 'em with a punchlines and a clothesline
First I'm talking trash, then I'm kickin' ass
Hell, might as well do 'em at the same time
Bah gawd, he's broken in half, bah gawd, he's broken
Bah gawd, he's broken in half, bah gawd, he's broken
Bah gawd, he's broken in half, bah gawd, he's broken
As God as my witness, this man is broken in half
[VERSE 2]
Get the tables, chairs, and ladders! Powerbomb, your body shatters!
Silly rapper, jackin’ swagger, ring your bell like I was Saturn
Close the lid…shut the casket—left ‘em bleeding like Mass Transit
I’m the baddest, read the jacket—you’ll meet defeat like Tony Atlas
Crimson mask is crazy, I'm down to blade if they pay me
So bring on Brock or The Rock, I'll beat anybody but Bayley
And by the time that it’s over, all your bones’ll be broken
You’ll be sad on your sofa watching DDP Yoga…brother!
CHORUS
Verse 3: Mega Ran
Im the whole damn show
Ask anybody My crew is bad,
Go to the pad, bluish clad
Get Scott Steiner to do the math
I'm pumped up in my reeboks
Strutting down to the ring like a I'm a peacock,
Shout your town for the Cheap pop
Split your head wit sheet rock
Spit fire, like heat rocks
Protect the biz Dave Shultz,
Upstage folks like hell in the cell, when the cage broke
My dirt sheets filthy
I'm the Best there is, Best there was, best there ever will be
And my young bucks are all guilty.
You Feel me?
credits
from Mat Mania: Battle Royale,
released April 6, 2018
Appears on the Rhyme Time Television album: GNARLY
- Release date: Nov. 15th, 2016
- Produced by Chance Lewis
- Engineered by Joe Haze
- Additional Instrumentation by Joe Haze and Ken Vallejos
- Music video directed by Bryan Hansen
“Mega Ran's proven he can excel in storytelling, punchlines, poignancy, freestyling and, well, pretty much any other way you
can measure an MC.”
— LA Weekly
An incredible impromptu "freestyle" MC, Ran's unique combination of fantasy and introspective hip-hop has found its way all over the world, into leading press outlets and most recently, into the Guinness Book Of World Records....more