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first leak from the mixtape "TeacherRapperHero 2: The 2 Week Notice," coming Memorial Day 2011.
lyrics
According to Kia Motors, the name "Kia" derives from the Korean words ki ("to come out")
and a (which stands for Asia), it is roughly translated as "arise or come up out of Asia"
More literally, Kia is a Persian name meaning king, protector, and defender,
which may also to attribute homage to over 2500 year legacy of Persian monarchy and
civilization at the cultural crossroads of the Silk Road that historically
connected East and West. This is Kia Music.
Yeah, my leather cream guts drive ya whole scene nuts
who else could make such affordability seem plush
on star, seats fluffed like a porn star
30 mpgs that ensures that i'm goin far
I know cats wit better whips, but they can't afford it
man i could cop a sportage and still pay my mortgage
on time, anti lock brakes stoppin on a dime
push it outta stage for shows, when I'm on the grind
never been afraid to take her out a long distance
24-7 got roadside assistance,
Sorento, Amani, but I prefer the optima
"That got discontinued, son," guess it wasn't popular
but i ride it till the wheels buckle
wanna floss but a brother got bills so i still scuffle
them clowns leasin, thats why they aint been around recent
spend that money on a mix, make ya sound decent
or some graphics that'll make ya dream attainable
Hexsagon, Rodrigo just to name a few >
i aint here to play wit you - aint no time for ramblin
next year i might just chop the top, Anne Boleyn
i know them suckas don't want ran to win
so when they kia pull up they all scramblin.. Kia Music, what
every body knows... how the story goes
money and the clothes... they gone come and go
but guess who stays the game.... the car dont make the maynnnnne
and this is.......kia music
Kia Motors sponsors the following sports teams, events and athletes:
the WNBA
Surrey County Cricket Club
2010 FIFA World Cup
Vans Warped Tour
Rafael Nadal
Australian Open
LPGA Kia Classic and the National Basketball Association
though it is not proven that any professional athletes actually drive KIAs.
i told her its the official car of the NBA
Shorty almost quit me over it
she wasn't buyin it till all star weekend
You seen Blake Griffin jump over it
i pull up and it's overwit
literally, cus i'm driving home alone in this
all good, cuz i bet your payments aint low as this
you seen the hamsters, crankin that "The Choice Is Yours"
Suicide is wrong, even if its doors,
keep it waxed just to keep up appearance
Pandora runnin, who needs Sirius
Gangstarr station playin loud, got all the hits
Above the Clouds, how I feel when the engine purrs
on the open road, might not be as quick as yours
i dont care about the numbers on the dash board
sticker price is right, what else can you ask for
i wouldnt cop it even if i could afford it
please, teacher rapper baller probably wouldnt get supported
you might as well wear a sign that indict me
Cuz if youre moving drugs why the hell would you record it?
rap is like Queer eye for the Straight guy
cuz the girls don't know if you paid 385
custom kicks custom jeans fancy watches
homes marble floors 4 car garages
yall can go ahead and flaunt your nice objects
but far as rap skill goes, fam i got this..
yet...
scared to tell my momma that i quit the job
i'll just do a kickstarter if it gets too hard...
my family got my back and thats some true spit
keep the payments low... and crank up this...
Kia music...
credits
from TeacherRapperHero Vol. 2: Two Weeks Notice (mixed by DJ DN³),
track released May 3, 2011
instrumental is "Maybach Music 3" produced by JUSTICE League. recorded by Random @ Random House Studios, Phx, AZ, Mixed by DJ DN3 at The Kennel v3.0, San Francisco, CA. Art by Random.
“Mega Ran's proven he can excel in storytelling, punchlines, poignancy, freestyling and, well, pretty much any other way you
can measure an MC.”
— LA Weekly
An incredible impromptu "freestyle" MC, Ran's unique combination of fantasy and introspective hip-hop has found its way all over the world, into leading press outlets and most recently, into the Guinness Book Of World Records....more